i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
Love of mine
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark
“It all really began when I got an invitation from a gentlemen I had not met just yet.”
If I ever have a daughter, this shirt will be a must.
9. I don’t mind going back to jail.
who asked my daddy for this list?
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